Working Girl

OK guys, here’s the deal. The other day, Cronus (a.k.a. Daddy to me) called my cell and dropped a bombshell. “Hera, I think it’s time you stop being so dependant on my immortal wealth.” WHAT??? “Since you choose to spend all your time with those humans, you can begin to act like one. Get… a… (eek, here it comes!) job!” A JOB??? Is he serious? After much crying and whining, I realized that he was not going to cave.

I have since calmed down and realized that yes; I can live with getting a job. I am a strong, smart, independent woman. Who knows, it might even feel good to be earning some money for myself!

So, here comes the real problem. In a college town, with all the students vying for the same part-time jobs, where am I going to work? And, more importantly, with school, sorority, and romance all vying for my time, what job can accommodate such a busy schedule? I have made a list of some of the most common job possibilities for students, and would LOVE to hear everyone’s opinions ASAP. This is a very important decision, you know!

• Waitress/ Bartender- Always a good option. I’ve heard that the money’s good, the food is (often) free, and that jobs like this can open up entirely new social circles. Downsides, though, include long hours, rude customers, and stanky clothes.

• Retail Sales- Working at a hot clothing store could be fun! Steady hours, not overly stressful, and I would always have a heads-up on the latest fashions! Don’t they usually give you a good discount on clothes, though? That could be super dangerous… next!

• University job- I know that the school always has positions open! Something like this might be great for gaining connections, and would always look good on a resume. However, it would probably be long hours behind a desk… I’m here to experience life before the ‘real world’, people! Either that or they would put me in University food services… yuck, cafeteria lady!

• Babysitting- Fun, easy… nah, I changed far too many diapers in high school. I’m ready to move on!

• Beverage Promotions- You know- where the cute girls earn tons of money per hour to go to bars and promote different drinks? It would be just like going out! Except in teensy-weensy minis, corseted tops, and 5-inch heels…hmm. Maybe I should leave that to Aphrodite! (love ya, girl!)

So, you see what a predicament this is! I would love to hear advice, experiences, and other options from ALL OF YOU! Thanks so much! XOXO- Hera