Women can't live with'em can't...............

AAAHHHHH! Why are they so crazy? Are they really from Venus? I just can’t win. As you have probably guessed, this week’s Blog topic is “Women”.

Here is the real question; did I put women on this earth to drive all of us insane? “Yes” would be the short answer. The long answer is “Well it was really dark back then. I was new at the game and man looked so weird with an extra rib on the right side. (I know. I know, wrong religion but I just couldn’t leave it)”

In all seriousness, Hera is driving me insane. She is always misinterpreting what I say and manipulating my words. For example, we will be arguing about something stupid like why I am bringing another girl to my fraternity’s date dash and I think I am presenting my side of the argument pretty well. The next thing I know she is presenting me like I am Genghis Khan getting ready to invade Tibet and you know how hot of an issue Tibet is right now. Any of you guys think that maybe women have a series of secret meeting in grade school, when we are all playing basketball or something? Entitled ‘How to Drive a Man Insane 101’, ‘Changing the Facts 102’, ‘You Said 6 months Ago… 105’, and ‘You Just Don’t Care 201’.

So here is the real problem. Not that I would ever want to break up with Hera (love ya baby) but if I were to (this is just a hypothetical, darling), all hell would break loose. LITERIALLY!!!!! You guys think the plagues were bad, remember the locusts, frogs, etc., etc. That was Hera. I had mentioned to her that maybe we should see other people and voila, I can’t walk without stepping on a frog.