Back to School

Hey Again. School has started again and that means it is football season again! Thank Me!!!!!! I love this time of year because you can spend hours speculating about any number of events occurring with your college's football team. All of which somehow end up with your team beating USC or whoever is in the championship bowl game, of course. On top of that there are always tailgating, upcoming parties, homecoming, family weekend (that is always a blast), new people, fall, and basketball season right around the corner.

My classes are good this semester- I am taking some prerequisites for my major. You know... English 101, Calculus, etc. Nothing like taking the classes where it seems like your teacher's primary goal is to flunk you out of school. I have this one teacher who looks like Ben Stein (and sounds like him too... "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller"). That is all I can think about in that class because he is sooo boring. The worst part is he is the teacher for Greek Mythology and he is getting the history all wrong. I swear, I don't know what half of those historians were smoking when they wrote this stuff down! This is between you and me, but you know... they say Hera (yeah, Hera- my Hera) is my sister. HOW SICK WOULD I HAVE TO BE TO DATE MY SISTER!!!!!! The problem is now anytime I am out with her I think she looks like my mom. AAHHHH. Let me tell you, this is going to work miracles (no pun intended) for our private life. I don't know if I can kiss her now without thinking "does her nose look more like Aunt Phoebe's nose or Uncle Coeus?". AAAHHHHHH! I just want you all to know that Hera isn't my sister, I have known her since I was a lonely sheep herder. They sure are teaching some vicious lies about us Greek gods these days. It was better when everyone feared us and tried not to think that much. LOL. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? I heard this one story yesterday that I turned myself into a bull to seduce a certain young lady, ridiculous. Regardless, my classes will at least be good for a laugh and I might even learn a thing or two. I will be studying a lot. My house has pretty rigid study hours to assure that we make it through college as well as enjoy our time when we are here. Ok, got to run- I will write you all later.